beauty

Feeling Blue 

I sat down three hours ago in a failed attempt to write something plucky. However, since I have been without husband and child this entire weekend, I have nothing really to whine about and therefore am feeling totally alien. I kind … Continue reading

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Being Wrinkly is Not A-Cute 

I think it would be a bit of an understatement to say that I am psychotically vigilant about my face. I put my skin in the same category as my weight and my parenting skills; I was not blessed by being … Continue reading

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Burning Down the House 

Right now my house smells like what Keith Richards looks like. And coming from a person that is pretty obsessed with her overall home environment, this is not a good thing. Also not a good thing? My lack of memory function … Continue reading

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Caveman Confession: I Shave My Face 

Oh yes, you heard that right. I shave my face. And I have been doing it for a while now. Now that I have been through cystic acne, a round of Accutane and the usual paranoia of getting really old … Continue reading

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Yellow is the New Blonde? 

Now that I am safely residing far, far away from Cincinnati, we can all (even me) sit back and have a good laugh at all my misfortunes that occurred while living there. Sadly, the story below is one of the … Continue reading

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Coconut Oil is Magic 

If you are like me, you have several very sweet friends on social media who share crock pot Beef Wellington recipes and solutions to all the world’s evils via aloe vera. I normally look at their posts, chuckle “bitch be … Continue reading

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Fall Fragrance Finds: 2013 

This afternoon I was running errands around town and something had changed. The air was crisp and cool. And it literally smelled like fall. Last week the humidity was terrible and it was almost 90 degrees out. For that reason, … Continue reading

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I’ve Got a Thing for a Spring 

So, my weekend was pretty blahhhhhh.  So much so that the highlight of it was trying out a new hair removal device.  I know, totally pathetic. Not pathetic?  The device.  I am IN. LOVE. But let’s go back to the … Continue reading

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Spring Cleaning: Beauty Edition 

This is an image of what my life feels like these days: totally disorganized and filled with junk.  With Spring being the time of year to clean up, I found it appropriate to start with the biggest cluster first.  My … Continue reading

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Every Woman Needs a Blending Brush 

I have bounced around this country enough to know a rampant bad beauty habit when I see it (and I am talking to YOU Florida). So let’s talk about eyeshadow.  Do you want to look like a clown?  A ninety … Continue reading

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